New funny shayari in hindi. New funny jokes in hindi

 Funny shayari in hindi. New funny shayari

 

Wo aayi thi mere khabr par

Diya jalane ke liye,

Rakha huwa phool bhi le gayi,

Dusre wale ko patane ke liye….

 Masum se dikhegi bawal kar jayegi,

Iski kya zarurat thi kahe kahe ke kangal kar jayegi..

 

 

Ramchandra kah gaye siya se aisa kalyug aayega,

Sachha ashiq tadpega aur mela babu thana thayega..

 

 

Chainis mohabbat thi sahab toot kar bikhar gayi,

Par dil hindustani tha ek aur patali…

 

 

Sarkari noukari ke liye kota

Aur

Subah halka hone ke liye lota,

Bahot zaruri hota hai..

 Rahat indori

 

Kuch batein to sidhe dil par jakar lagti hai ,

Jaise ke aap ke kisi

Aap ke dwara dial kiya huwa number abhi kisi annya call par wyast hai..

 

 

Ye jo tum log bina boyfriend wali ladki dhundh rahe hai naa,

Shastron me ise pathhar me se tel nikalna kaha gaya hai..

 

 

Kali kali sadhi mein kadayi nahi hoti,

Jaan tumhari yaad mein padhayi nahi hoti..

 

 

Chhoti chhoti baton me khushiyan talash leta hoon,

Cycle par chalta hoon phir bhi phone ko flight mood par dal leta hoon…

 

Hindi funny shayari .!

Crush ho yaa brush waqt par badal lena chahiye,

Warna dil ho yaa dant toot hee jayega…

 

 

Ishq hone lage to puja path kiya karo doston,

Mohabbat hogi to mil jayegi bala hogi to tal jayegi…

 

 

Maa= tujhe kaisi biwi chahiye beta??

Mai= tumhare jaisi lad aur pyar karne wali,

Maa=kya baat hai beta puri zindagi chappal khakar hee katni hai kya..

 

 

Ghusse me usi ka number delete karna chahiye,

Jiska number yaad ho ,,

Warna bad me bahot taklif hoti hai…

 

 

Subah utho aur naha ke nashta karo,

Phir meri photo lagakar ,

Uske samane dono hath jodhkar zor se gaooo,

Tumhe bhool jana-jana mumkin nahi ,too yaad naa aaye aisa koi din nahi..

 

 

 Funny jokes in hindi

Dost hamesha kale banao,

Kyun ki wo rang nahi badalte..

 

 

Tanki mein tanki tanki mein pani,

Babu shone ke chakkar mein,

Don’t waste your jawani..

 

 

Sachha dost 2 hee baatein bata tha hai,

Andda nonveg nahi hota

Aur bear daru nahi hoti…

 

 

Door jamayi phool bara-bar,

Ganw jamayi aadha,

Ghar jamayi gadhe bara-bar,

Jab chaha tab ladha..

 

New Funny shayari quotes in hindi

Kadwa sach! Nakhre to shadi se pahele hote hain sahab,,

Shadi ke bad to loki kee sabzi khakar bhi kahena padhta hai,

Tumhare hathon mein to jadu hai..

 

 

Aaj kal ki ladkiyan six pack abs dhudhti hai,

90 ka dashak hee thik tha,

Tab ladkiyan ajay devgan style par hee fida ho jati thi..

 

 

Kisi ladki ke dress kee tarif karo to ,

Aur agle din phir nayi dress pahenkar aayegi,

Aur kisi ladke ko bolo kee t-shirt achhi lag rahi hai,,

To sala mahine bhar wahi t-shirt pahenkar aayega…

 

 

Jitna anghuta phone par chalta hai,

Agar itna mala par chal jata to

Bhagwan mil jate…

 

 

Raat ko chor aaye ,

Seer par banduk lagayi,

Aur bole mal kidar hai,

Maine kaha ; pados me , salon ne haste haste piita..

 

Funny jokes in hindi

Kisi ko taklif me dekkar us par zarur hase,

Taki wo apni taklif bhulkar

Aap ko galiyan dene me busy ho jaye..

 

 

Aisi wani boliye,

Jam kar jhgda hoye,

Lekin use na boliye,

Jo aap se tagda hoye..

 

 

 Itni jaldi to kala hit se machhar bhi nahi marte,

Jitni jaldi ladke ladkiyan par mar jate hain,..

 

 

Sou guna badh jati hai,

Khubsurati muskurane se,

Phir bhi kuch log baz nahi aate ,

Baigan sa muh banana se….

 

 

Mahenge kapde pahenne se koi insan badha nahi hota,

Insan badha tab hota hai jab uske purane kapde chhote ho jate hain…..

 

 

Daru piker nagin dance karne ka maza hee alag hai,

Agar dance karte karte ulti bhi kar diya to log samajhenge zaher ugal raha hai….

 

 

Ek device aisi hai jo aap ki chuppi ko bhashan me badal deti hai,

Wah hai= daru.!,

Dusri device bhashnou ko chuppi me badal deti hai,

Wo hai = patni…

 

 

Kuch log jan-bujhkar thodi der bad reply karte hai,

Taki dusron ko naa lage kee wo free baithe hain…

 

 

Pahele log marte the aur aatma bhatak ti thi,

Ab aatma hee mar gayi hai,

Aur log bhatak rahe hain…